Shaving Tips

Talena · 02-28-2008, 08:13 PM

And no, I'm NOT asking about your arm pits.

My tip, don't use a humongous razor (like mine) it makes things difficult.

vax · 02-29-2008, 12:34 AM

beard trimmer first, then the a cheap ass schick disposable for the fine detail work. Oh! and lots of lube - erm... cream erm... that stuff, yeah.

Kelly Belly · 02-29-2008, 06:50 AM

Don't bother with the little bitty razors specifically for that area, either. I think they're Nivea...IN my opinion they're not worth the effort.

goodgirl · 03-07-2008, 08:40 AM

Don't shave! Magic Shave...

http://www.softsheen-carson.com/_us/...agicshave.aspx

Seriously. It's awesome. Just be sure to keep it off the 'pink parts' (inner labia, clit, anus). Mix the powder with water, apply cream, wait 7-10 minutes, hop in the shower and gently scrub away the hair with a washcloth. The stuff is only $2-something a can. I like the conditioning (platinum) kind with aloe and vitamin E. No ingrown hairs!

Jen

NutJob the 1st · 03-07-2008, 08:40 AM

bushes are neat.

Talena · 03-08-2008, 01:11 AM

Well, I'm out of razors. I'll have a bush soon. Hopefully the spearchuckers won't attack any masculine explorers.

heehehe

oh gawd. I'm so retarded. It's a good thing *I* think I'm funny at least.

vax · 03-10-2008, 12:26 AM

Just for y'all's reading enjoyment.

I present, 'The Brazillian Wax'.

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal…The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair, and now …. The wax.
My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours:
Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg ( or wherever else ) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I’m no genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out . (YA THINK !?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. It’s two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hairdryer and heat it up to 1000 degrees. ("cold wax" yeah….right!) I lay the strip across my thigh, hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK. So it wasn’t the best feeling, but it wasn’t too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire!
With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the one strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my *hoo-hoo* and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes it was a along strip) I inhale deeply and brace myself…….RRRIIIPPP!!!! I’m blind!!!! Blinded from pain!!!!…..OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! Vision returning, I notice that I’ve only managed to pull off half of the strip. CRAP!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP!! Everything is swirly and spotted. I think I may pass out…must stay conscious….Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe….OK, back to normal.
I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There’s no hair on it. Where’s the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX??? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. Crap!! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake…..remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet! I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down. DANG!!!!!! I hear the slamming of a cell door……*Hoo-Hoo*??? Sealed shut!!! Butt??? Sealed shut!! I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself " Please don’t let me get the urge to poop … My head may pop off!" What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water! Hot water melts wax!! I’ll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off??? WRONG!!!!!!
I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or to sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now the only thing worse that having your nether regions glued together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub … in scalding hot water. Which , by the way , doesn’t melt cold wax. So , now I’m stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement-epoxied myself to the porcelain!! God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!! I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone…It’s a very good conversation starter - "So my butt and hoo-hoo are glued together and suck to the bottom of the tub!" There is a slight pause. She doesn’t know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located , "Are we talking cheeks or hoo-hoo?" She’s laughing out loud by now … I can hear her. I gave her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box YEAH!!!! RIGHT!!!! I should be the joke of someone else’s night.
We go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better than to have your girlie goodies covered in hot was , glued shut , stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off !!!!
By now the brain is not working , dignity has taken a major hike and I’m pretty sure I’m going to need Post-Traumatic stress counseling after this event. My friend is still talking to me when I finally see my saving grace … the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids and scared the****ns out of my friend. It’s sooo painful , but I really don’t care. IT WORKS!!!! It works!! I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then to my grief and despair … THE HAIR IS STILL THERE ……ALL OF IT!!!!
So I recklessly shave it off. Heck , I’m numb by now. Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point. Next week I’m going to try hair color …. Now that’s funny. NOTTTTTT!!!

austy25 · 03-14-2008, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vax

Just for y'all's reading enjoyment.

I present, 'The Brazillian Wax'.

…. Now that’s funny. NOTTTTTT!!!

LMFAOROFL ............ now that is funny LOL

02-28-2008, 08:13 PM	#1
Talena Administrator Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Washington Age: 33 Posts: 574 Rep Power: 10	Shaving Tips And no, I'm NOT asking about your arm pits. My tip, don't use a humongous razor (like mine) it makes things difficult. __________________ HussyGear.com * HussyGear MySpace

02-29-2008, 06:50 AM	#3
Kelly Belly Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana, USA Age: 30 Posts: 191 Rep Power: 6	Don't bother with the little bitty razors specifically for that area, either. I think they're Nivea...IN my opinion they're not worth the effort. __________________

03-07-2008, 08:40 AM	#5
NutJob the 1st Jezebel Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Mexico Age: 40 Posts: 220 Rep Power: 6	bushes are neat. __________________ Alina. ----- I'm actually quite a prude, you know.

03-08-2008, 01:11 AM	#6
Talena Administrator Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Washington Age: 33 Posts: 574 Rep Power: 10	Well, I'm out of razors. I'll have a bush soon. Hopefully the spearchuckers won't attack any masculine explorers. heehehe oh gawd. I'm so retarded. It's a good thing I think I'm funny at least. __________________ HussyGear.com * HussyGear MySpace

03-10-2008, 12:26 AM	#7
vax Romeo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Seattle Posts: 142 Rep Power: 6	Just for y'all's reading enjoyment. I present, 'The Brazillian Wax'. All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal…The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair, and now …. The wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg ( or wherever else ) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I’m no genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out . (YA THINK !?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. It’s two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hairdryer and heat it up to 1000 degrees. ("cold wax" yeah….right!) I lay the strip across my thigh, hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK. So it wasn’t the best feeling, but it wasn’t too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire! With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the one strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my hoo-hoo and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes it was a along strip) I inhale deeply and brace myself…….RRRIIIPPP!!!! I’m blind!!!! Blinded from pain!!!!…..OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! Vision returning, I notice that I’ve only managed to pull off half of the strip. CRAP!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP!! Everything is swirly and spotted. I think I may pass out…must stay conscious….Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe….OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There’s no hair on it. Where’s the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX??? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. Crap!! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake…..remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet! I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down. DANG!!!!!! I hear the slamming of a cell door……Hoo-Hoo??? Sealed shut!!! Butt??? Sealed shut!! I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself " Please don’t let me get the urge to poop … My head may pop off!" What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water! Hot water melts wax!! I’ll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off??? WRONG!!!!!! I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or to sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now the only thing worse that having your nether regions glued together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub … in scalding hot water. Which , by the way , doesn’t melt cold wax. So , now I’m stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement-epoxied myself to the porcelain!! God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!! I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone…It’s a very good conversation starter - "So my butt and hoo-hoo are glued together and suck to the bottom of the tub!" There is a slight pause. She doesn’t know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located , "Are we talking cheeks or hoo-hoo?" She’s laughing out loud by now … I can hear her. I gave her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box YEAH!!!! RIGHT!!!! I should be the joke of someone else’s night. We go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better than to have your girlie goodies covered in hot was , glued shut , stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off !!!! By now the brain is not working , dignity has taken a major hike and I’m pretty sure I’m going to need Post-Traumatic stress counseling after this event. My friend is still talking to me when I finally see my saving grace … the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids and scared the****ns out of my friend. It’s sooo painful , but I really don’t care. IT WORKS!!!! It works!! I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then to my grief and despair … THE HAIR IS STILL THERE ……ALL OF IT!!!! So I recklessly shave it off. Heck , I’m numb by now. Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point. Next week I’m going to try hair color …. Now that’s funny. NOTTTTTT!!! __________________

02-29-2008, 12:34 AM	#2
vax Romeo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Seattle Posts: 142 Rep Power: 6	beard trimmer first, then the a cheap ass schick disposable for the fine detail work. Oh! and lots of lube - erm... cream erm... that stuff, yeah.

03-07-2008, 08:40 AM	#4
goodgirl Strumpet Join Date: Feb 2008 Age: 30 Posts: 9 Rep Power: 0	Don't shave! Magic Shave... http://www.softsheen-carson.com/_us/...agicshave.aspx Seriously. It's awesome. Just be sure to keep it off the 'pink parts' (inner labia, clit, anus). Mix the powder with water, apply cream, wait 7-10 minutes, hop in the shower and gently scrub away the hair with a washcloth. The stuff is only $2-something a can. I like the conditioning (platinum) kind with aloe and vitamin E. No ingrown hairs! Jen

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